Richard, Lee and Peter went to a rock concert together. I can’t…
Oh… my… freaking… God…
I don’t know what he’s saying, but I like how he says it. ;)
(requested by several anons)
Maybe one of our Russian friends can tell me what he’s saying here.
He is telling an old anecdote. We call such anecdotes “bearded”.
In the market there was sitting a granny. She had a tablet with an inscription: “Selling Chernobyl mushrooms”. A bumpkin came: “What are you doing?! Who will buy Chernobyl mushrooms?!”
And that’s all what he said. So you can see - the anecdote is not even finished. But I can tell you the end of it:
“Maybe you won’t bye them, but others will: for a wife or for a mother-in-law”.
In original joke it is not mushrooms, but apples.
And you can see that we have strained relations with our mothers-in-law ;) And I hope you know where Chernobyl is and that there was the first explosion of nuclear power plant.
This drawing brought me two tickets on “The Hobbit” premiere in Moscow. I won the second place and got super wonderful invitation cards.
Original size of this drawing is 18 x 18 cm.
Tools: practically all kinds of pencils from 4H to 9B.
One does not simply find Thorin Oakenshield a new oaken shield.
Original size of this drawing is 18,3 x 26,4 cm.
Tools: black pen, watercolours.
“The man in black fled across the desert and the Gunslinger followed…” © S.King “The Dark Tower”
It’s my first painting drawn with acrylic. I started drawing it on 27th February in 2009 and it’s only this year when I finished it. I’m not being funny - four years on one picture. Mostly because I was too lazy yo draw it and because I was afraid to damage it. Though I did so from the start. You can see bloody pencil lines on his face, because I was drawing sketch with the help of squares, but after sketching I didn’t even erase them.
If you’re common to “The Dark Tower” stuff then you can easily guess that I based my drawing on THIS picture.
Anyway I am quite pleased with the result. I am no good in painting, but this drawing is not so bad.
Original size of this drawing is 22,5 x 33,5 cm.
Tools: pencil, acrylic, watercolor paper.
Vote for Richard Armitage as the best actor, “The Hobbit” for the best movie, Peter Jackson as the best director and Aidan Turner - the sexiest man. So go and vote!
A little bit of a self-advertisement. For a long time I had quite little in common with such “modern” stuff as Instagram (mostly because I had prehistoric mobile phone), but finally I made an account there. And I want to share it with you. I do not load any pics with myself or my friends, only photos of my drawings and other nice things. Practically no food pics there too. So, you see, I am trying to be nice and not tiresome :)
I was watching “Four Lions” and out of a sudden in the end of the film there was Benedict Cumberbatch. I didn’t even know that he was in that film.