We Sell Hell & Suffer Well

Wonderful photo of two wonderful wizards.

giztheviolator — Tue, 21 May 2013 21:25:13 +0400

Wonderful photo of two wonderful wizards.

mujertropical: armitageaudio: I don’t know what he’s saying,...

giztheviolator — Mon, 20 May 2013 18:20:00 +0400

armitageaudio:

I don’t know what he’s saying, but I like how he says it. ;)

(requested by several anons)

Maybe one of our Russian friends can tell me what he’s saying here.

He is telling an old anecdote. We call such anecdotes “bearded”.

In the market there was sitting a granny. She had a tablet with an inscription: “Selling Chernobyl mushrooms”. A bumpkin came: “What are you doing?! Who will buy Chernobyl mushrooms?!”

And that’s all what he said. So you can see - the anecdote is not even finished. But I can tell you the end of it:

“Maybe you won’t bye them, but others will: for a wife or for a mother-in-law”.

In original joke it is not mushrooms, but apples. ~~And you can see that we have strained relations with our mothers-in-law ;)~~ And I hope you know where Chernobyl is and that there was the first explosion of nuclear power plant.

By Robert Ascroft.

giztheviolator — Sun, 19 May 2013 21:24:44 +0400

By Robert Ascroft.

Fili by ~GizTheGunslinger This drawing brought me two tickets on...

giztheviolator — Sun, 19 May 2013 14:29:18 +0400

Fili by ~GizTheGunslinger

This drawing brought me two tickets on “The Hobbit” premiere in Moscow. I won the second place and got super wonderful invitation cards.

Original size of this drawing is 18 x 18 cm.
Tools: practically all kinds of pencils from 4H to 9B.

New oaken shield by ~GizTheGunslinger One does not simply find...

giztheviolator — Sat, 18 May 2013 00:36:37 +0400

New oaken shield by ~GizTheGunslinger

One does not simply find Thorin Oakenshield a new oaken shield.

Original size of this drawing is 18,3 x 26,4 cm.
Tools: black pen, watercolours.

The Gunslinger by ~GizTheGunslinger “The man in black fled...

giztheviolator — Fri, 17 May 2013 23:32:00 +0400

The Gunslinger by ~GizTheGunslinger

“The man in black fled across the desert and the Gunslinger followed…” © S.King “The Dark Tower”

It’s my first painting drawn with acrylic. I started drawing it on 27th February in 2009 and it’s only this year when I finished it. I’m not being funny - four years on one picture. Mostly because I was too lazy yo draw it and because I was afraid to damage it. Though I did so from the start. You can see bloody pencil lines on his face, because I was drawing sketch with the help of squares, but after sketching I didn’t even erase them.

If you’re common to “The Dark Tower” stuff then you can easily guess that I based my drawing on THIS picture.

Anyway I am quite pleased with the result. I am no good in painting, but this drawing is not so bad.

Original size of this drawing is 22,5 x 33,5 cm.
Tools: pencil, acrylic, watercolor paper.

[SPOOKS] Lucas North & Maya Lahan - Happy Together My new...

giztheviolator — Wed, 15 May 2013 18:10:47 +0400

[SPOOKS] Lucas North & Maya Lahan - Happy Together

My new little video.

Vote In The SFX Awards 2013! | SFX

giztheviolator — Mon, 13 May 2013 20:25:00 +0400

Vote In The SFX Awards 2013! | SFX:

Vote for Richard Armitage as the best actor, “The Hobbit” for the best movie, Peter Jackson as the best director and Aidan Turner - the sexiest man. So go and vote!

GizTheGunslinger on Instagram

giztheviolator — Mon, 13 May 2013 17:52:37 +0400

GizTheGunslinger on Instagram:

A little bit of a self-advertisement. For a long time I had quite little in common with such “modern” stuff as Instagram (mostly because I had prehistoric mobile phone), but finally I made an account there. And I want to share it with you. I do not load any pics with myself or my friends, only photos of my drawings and other nice things. Practically no food pics there too. So, you see, I am trying to be nice and not tiresome :)

A sketch with Richard Armitage.

giztheviolator — Sun, 12 May 2013 16:55:47 +0400

A sketch with Richard Armitage.

I was watching “Four Lions” and out of a sudden in...

giztheviolator — Sun, 12 May 2013 16:41:46 +0400

I was watching “Four Lions” and out of a sudden in the end of the film there was Benedict Cumberbatch. I didn’t even know that he was in that film.

Richard Armitage aka Paul Andrews in “Between the...

giztheviolator — Tue, 07 May 2013 17:09:08 +0400

Richard Armitage aka Paul Andrews in “Between the Sheets”.

Jaw muscles…

giztheviolator — Tue, 07 May 2013 16:45:49 +0400

Jaw muscles…

Photo

giztheviolator — Tue, 07 May 2013 14:59:28 +0400

I’m watching new show - “Vicious”.

giztheviolator — Mon, 06 May 2013 19:40:11 +0400

I’m watching new show - “Vicious”.

Richard Armitage at Popcorn Taxi.

giztheviolator — Mon, 06 May 2013 16:36:40 +0400

Richard Armitage at Popcorn Taxi.

Lucas North Black pen and 2B pencil.

giztheviolator — Fri, 03 May 2013 19:05:44 +0400

Lucas North

Black pen and 2B pencil.

Some pics without watermarks.

giztheviolator — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 19:18:00 +0400

Some pics without watermarks.

New photoshoot with Richard Armitage.

giztheviolator — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 10:41:24 +0400

New photoshoot with Richard Armitage.

Photo

giztheviolator — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 19:31:12 +0400